I created a new account bc i plan on leaving, or maybe deleting this account. Go follow @joshdunstylerjoseph

zobb:

when people complain that a woman’s bra is showing

nuyabo:

a girl group member: *hits a high note*
y'all: idk if that’s live…lmao she probably can’t sing
a boy group member: *screams into a mic*
y'all: absolutely beautiful…his voice is breathtaking.

applepiewithextrafreedom:

take a moment to revel in the fact that trump threw a hissy fit because a buzzfeed reporter had the gall to take pictures of all the empty seats at one of his rallies. this is the photos trump wanted people to see:

this is the photo a buzzfeed reporter took of the front seats, closest to the podium, as viewed from behind. ok sure there are some empty seats.

but it gets worse. these are the photos from the far back.

and then he keeps saying that his rallies are packed and overflowing

ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ

Thnk

Scientist: Okay now don't touch amything--
Me: *fucking kills Christopher Columbus*

iguanamouth:

*me pointing at a picture of me* *me voice* thats me

intensional:

cuntagions:

intensional:

Every dog you see has a story

what about humans..?

Who cares

laughparty:

if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels

oneanddun:

October 3, 2015 || Austin, TX @ Austin City Limits

people: how have you been?
me: ah you know
me: *lays face down on the floor and starts screaming*
me: can't complain

movie:

obligatory reblog of the day